Ah, Simon, the alpha mogger of our Ohio crew, whose occasional edging into the land of yapping never fails to snipe a hearty rizz from all who know him. With a grin mogging the horizon and a vibe as light as a Grimace shake, he sports his moments of skibidi like a fanum tax, adding a dash of delightful chaos to our midst. So here's to Simon, our dear gyatt whose rizzing eccentricities remind us that it's perfectly fine to stumble along the path of mewing, as long as we do so with a smile.