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27 of 29 (93%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

1-800-CLEARED

Finish the game
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2022 @ 2:05am

1-800-GETHELP

Finish the game on hard mode
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 12:31pm

NUCLEAR WASTE

They won't reach the Nuclear Throne
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 4:17am

FANTASTIC!

Unlock all the Fans
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 5:09pm

THESE ARE MY RIFLES, THESE ARE MY GUNS...

Unlock all weapons for the Soldier
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 5:10am

SNAKE CHARMER

Unlock all snake masks
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 4:48am

WHAT YOU LEAVE FOR YOUR SONS

Unlock all of the Son's techniques
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 1:13am

FANATIC

Clear a level with each Fan
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 12:47pm

FAMILY BUSINESS

Clear a level with each of the Son's techniques
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 9:47am

SNAKES ON A HEAD

Clear a level with each snake mask
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 7:28am

DON'T LET ANGER GET THE BEST OF YOU

Clear all of the Writer's levels without killing
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 1:38pm

EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!

Get the big picture
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 12:00am

A BOX FULL OF SHARP OBJECTS

Use every weapon in the game at least once
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 9:45am

PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE

Destroy 100 electronic devices
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 6:03am

KARMA

Die 1000 times
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 8:11am

GENOCIDE

Kill 50,000 enemies
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 1:24pm

GOT YOUR BACK

Shoot two enemies during a chainsaw finish
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 1:27pm

FOLLOW THE SCRIPT

Do as the Director says!
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 4:18am

ASSASSIN'S CRED

Clear the 1st floor of NO MERCY with the silencer
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 12:16pm

DEAD SILENT

Finish SUBWAY without the Gang Leader seeing you
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 4:12am

I'M COMING IN AND I'M UNARMED!

Finish HOMICIDE without using guns
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 4:17am

STARE INTO THE ABYSS

Unlock THE ABYSS
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 10:16am

THE BAR OF BROKEN HEROES

Meet up with the Biker
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2022 @ 4:15am

COMBO BEGINNER

Perform a 5x combo
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 4:21am

COMBO INTERMEDIATE

Perform a 10x combo
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 11:13am

COMBO MASTER

Perform a 15x combo
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 10:18am

COMBO GOD

Perform a 20x combo
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 10:22am



ACHIEVEMENT WHORE

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1-800-GODDAMN

Get A+ on all levels on normal