Recent reviews by Loλf

Finally I can choose what to jack my box to!

Man I really wished someone made a mod

Garry:

This game gave me:

· Acne

· AIDS

· Allergies

· Alice in Wonderland Syndrome (AIWS)

· Alzheimer's disease

· Anal abscesses

· Anal Cancer

· Anal Itching

· Anal Tear

· Anxiety disorders

· Arthritis

· Asthma

· Astigmatism

· Autism

· Autoimmune diseases

· Auto-Brewert syndrome

· Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD)

· Autistic spectrum disorder (ASD)

· Asbestosis

· Bad breath

· Bacterial vaginosis

· Benign prostate hyperplasia (BPH)

· Bipolar disorder

· Body odors

· Bone cancer

· Bone placement disorder

· Bowel cancer

· Bloating

· Brain cancer

· Brain damage

· Brain tumours

· Bronchitis

· Breast cancer

· Candidacies

· Cataracts

· Carpel tunnel syndrome

· Changes in bowel movements

· Celiac disease

· Cervical cancer

· Chest infection

· Chest pain

· Chicken pox

· Chlamydia

· Chronic fatigue syndrome (CFS)

· Chronic illness

· Cold sores

· Colon cancer

· Coma

· Congenital Insensitivity to Pain

· Conjunctivitis

· Constipation

· Common cold

· COPD

· Cough

· Crippling depression

· Crohn's disease

· Corona Virus

· Cystic fibrosis

· Dehydration

· Dementia

· Dementia

· Dementia

· Dementia

· Dementia

· Dementia

· Dementia

· Dementia

· Dementia

· Dementia

· Dementia

· Dementia

· Dementia

· Dementia

· Dementia

· Dementia

· Dementia

· diabetes

· diarrhea

· depression

· down syndrome

· Dry mouth

· Earache

· eating disorders

· Ebola

· eczema

· endometriosis

· Epilepsy

· Erectile dysfunction

· eye cancer

· eye disorders

· Fatigue

· fibroids

· fibromyalgia

· Foreign Accent Syndrome

· Farting

· flu

· food poisoning

· Fungal nail infection

· Gallbladder cancer

· Gallstones

· genital herpes

· gonorrhea

· Gum disease

· Graves' disease

· hallucinations

· Hashimoto's thyroiditis

· hay fever

· Hearing loss

· hepatitis A, B, C, D and E

· herpes

· high cholesterol

· HIV

· Hodgkin's disease

· Human Werewolf Syndrome

· Hutchinson-Gilford Progeria Syndrome

· HPV

· hypertension

· Immediate bowel syndrome

· Indigestion

· Ingrown toenail

· Itching

· Itchy bottom

· Joint abnormalities

· Kidney cancer

· Kidney infection

· Kidney stones

· Leg cramps

· Liver cancer

· Liver disease

· Lung cancer

· Measles

· Mesothelioma

· Mouth cancer

· Nasal and sinus cancer

· Nosebleed

· Obesity

· Osteoporosis

· Old man syndrome

· Pancreatic cancer

· Panic disorder

· Parkinson's disease

· Personality disorder

· Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome

· Prostate cancer

· Radiation poisoning

· Reactive arthritis

· Restless legs syndrome

· Walking Corpse Syndrome

· Shingles

· Shortness of breath

· Skin cancer

· Sore throat

· Sugar cravings

· Sunburn

· Stiff Person Syndrome

· Stoneman Syndrome

· Stomach cancer

· Stroke

· Sexually transmitted diseases (STD's)

· toenail fungus

· Tuberculosis

· T-posing syndrome

· Urinary track infection

· Vomit disorder

· Whooping cough

· Yellow fever

· Yeast Infection

I am violently ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ right now because of this game

She team on my fortress till I classic

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☑ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☑ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☑ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average (9 - 12 hours) (30 hours 100% completion)
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☑ 7
☐ 8
☐ 9
☐ 10

So Ubisoft said they would fix the bug where you get stuck forever on the loading screen, which is happening to a lot of people. Well they said that 8 years ago.

C'mon Ubisoft keep your word at least once

That type of game you play with your friends for one week, then stop. But for no reason at all after two months get back to playing it, very cool.

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☑ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about achievements/leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☑ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☑ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☐ 7
☑ 8
☐ 9
☐ 10

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