Käyttäjän 3_Sheron_3 POSTAL 2-saavutukset

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Avattu 31.5.2022 klo 21.44

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Avattu 1.6.2022 klo 2.28

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Avattu 1.6.2022 klo 4.08

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Avattu 3.6.2022 klo 14.36

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Avattu 31.5.2022 klo 16.48

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Avattu 31.5.2022 klo 20.48

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Avattu 31.5.2022 klo 22.03

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Avattu 1.6.2022 klo 0.56

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Avattu 1.6.2022 klo 2.50

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Avattu 1.6.2022 klo 4.49

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Avattu 1.6.2022 klo 5.58

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Avattu 2.6.2022 klo 4.49

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Avattu 3.6.2022 klo 14.50

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Avattu 5.6.2022 klo 1.45

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Avattu 1.6.2022 klo 4.08

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Avattu 31.5.2022 klo 23.39

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Avattu 31.5.2022 klo 23.35

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Avattu 3.6.2022 klo 14.53

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Avattu 1.6.2022 klo 15.53

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Avattu 31.5.2022 klo 20.57

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Avattu 3.6.2022 klo 14.57

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Avattu 1.6.2022 klo 4.08

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Avattu 1.6.2022 klo 4.27

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Avattu 10.6.2022 klo 14.54

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Avattu 1.6.2022 klo 4.08

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Avattu 1.6.2022 klo 6.01

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

Avattu 2.6.2022 klo 23.04

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Avattu 10.6.2022 klo 15.26

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Avattu 3.6.2022 klo 1.41

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Avattu 1.6.2022 klo 2.10

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Avattu 31.5.2022 klo 23.42

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Avattu 5.6.2022 klo 1.22

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Avattu 2.6.2022 klo 5.10

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Avattu 1.6.2022 klo 2.53

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Avattu 31.5.2022 klo 23.40

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Avattu 31.5.2022 klo 20.51

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Avattu 31.5.2022 klo 16.39

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Avattu 31.5.2022 klo 23.26

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Avattu 31.5.2022 klo 21.16

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Avattu 31.5.2022 klo 20.48

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Avattu 2.6.2022 klo 14.36

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Avattu 5.6.2022 klo 1.08

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Avattu 3.6.2022 klo 14.31

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Avattu 1.6.2022 klo 1.24

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Avattu 3.6.2022 klo 14.29

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Avattu 3.6.2022 klo 15.15

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Avattu 3.6.2022 klo 15.11

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Avattu 1.6.2022 klo 4.08

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Avattu 2.6.2022 klo 4.49

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Avattu 5.6.2022 klo 1.19

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Avattu 31.5.2022 klo 21.31

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

4 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

8 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

4 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

8 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30