3_Sheron_3's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 1:44pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 6:28pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 8:08pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 6:36am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 8:48am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 12:48pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 2:03pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 4:56pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 6:50pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 8:49pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 9:58pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 8:49pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 6:50am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:45pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 8:08pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 3:39pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 3:35pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 6:53am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 7:53am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 6:57am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 8:08pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 8:27pm

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 6:54am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 8:08pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 10:01pm

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:04pm

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 7:26am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 5:41pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 6:10pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 3:42pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:22pm

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 9:10pm

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 6:53pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 3:40pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 8:39am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 3:26pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 1:16pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 12:48pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 6:36am

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:08pm

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 6:31am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 5:24pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 6:29am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:15am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:11am

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 8:08pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 8:49pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:19pm

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 1:31pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

4 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

8 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

4 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

8 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30