“Also take me on a date first, Jesus, asking for my phone number and address”

Me:”Why do u need the weight?”
Geniva: “ikr? Like are you fat shaming my package? It’s two ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 24“

“I’m so scared I would drop you in z watah”

“I’m just trying to be an adult for once”

“You better WoAlK”

“ I’m sorry my cat was doing parkour and got stuck on stuff, But I feel bad for yelling at him because he’s old.
Oh imagine when we get old and we get stuck on stuff”