Skibidi sigma and let me slap their gyat! bbl is bbling! -First

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yo yo yo its fortnite day and what i need you to do is tag 3 BIG pickaxe dudes, i want you to tag 3 dudes with the biggest pickaxe, and if you dont know any, TAG YOURSELF. But i need more big pickaxe dudes in this comment section. so go ahead and tag some people

-rep low skilled, toxic, slugger, camping, tunneled and he's got a big mouth after the game. Intelligence pursues him but he is faster. Don't bully him if he can't keep chasing you, he got enough of it at school and home, let him enjoy videogames, that's the only way his wrists will face down and he won't see his self inflicted thoughts after he spent so many years thinking his body was a canvas. It's almost as he was tryharding to get tiktok clips for 15 minutes of fame but he's so filled with rage so hard that gets flashbacks from school as he can't keep up with everyone else that he had to facecamp and tunnel the 8hr player of our non premade team.

Crazy how you dropped chase 7 times and you didn't even get to mori me. gl hf next games cuz im 100% sure your real life ain't fun at all.

Long story short i got a part of my foreskin ripped off. Not much but enough. Currently in the ER.

Now long story: I was bored and couldn’t find a game to play and i was naked. So i walked up to the PS5 and did a mini squat, stretched my foreskin till about 5cm and put it in the disc drive.

At first it started sucking the disc (♥♥♥♥ haha) for a few seconds and then it stopped briefly. I stood there and looked into my tv with great shame for those few seconds. Then the console beeped once and proceeded to suck in the bottom of my foreskin and it had torn it off. A little piece but enough to start the bleeding.

Now i’m currently in the ER getting my foreskin fixed, the culprit PS5 is still at home and i haven’t pressed charges. Never really told the doctors the truth either.

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