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43 of 54 (80%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Regression

Get knocked on the head and remember how you got here.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:14pm

Ecclesiastical Extraction

Save the rookie. Find Father Mikhail. See the sights.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:36pm

Roman Holiday

Get together with your friends and kill something big.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:03pm

Volcano Antagonizer

Die HAARP With A Vengeance.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 5:44am

Hot Hot Hot

Run away from an angry volcano you foolishly antagonized.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 6:22am

All Roads Lead To Rome

Head into Rome. Ditch Rodriguez.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:26am

Are You Not Entertained?

Party like it's 199.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:10am

La Nonna é Mobile

Meet a powerful granny.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 10:01am

Holy Driver

Ride the Popemobile to victory.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 10:25am

Harvest Noon

Don't fear the reaper. Be the reaper.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:00am

See Carcassonne And Die

Cross the French countryside and get very cross.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:04am

The Informant?

What if you could talk to the monsters?
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:10am

Class Reunion

Navigate the citadel of Carcassonne. Start reassembling your team.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:45am

The Last Human

Get justice. Get the Holy Grail. Get screwed over.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 10:37am

Oil's Well That Ends Well

Escape the Oil Rig.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:49am

From Earth With Love

Send Mental a message he won't forget.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 8:43am

Serious Sam

Beat the game on any difficulty.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 8:43am

Oh, Shut Up

Destroy 10 propaganda drones.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:13am

Bullseye

One-shot kill 3 Werebulls with a shotgun.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:23pm

Heads Up!

Kill 100 enemies with a headshot.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 9:49am

Megabarf

Kill a Belcher using Belcher collateral barf damage.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 10:14am

All Kleer

Kill 50 healthy Kleers with a direct double shotgun hit.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:50am

Harvest Festival

Harvest 100 enemies with a combine harvester.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 10:56am

No Surrender

Kill 5 enemies in a row while your health is below 10 HP.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:05am

Spread the Joy

Kill 3 enemies with a double shotgun blast.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:37pm

This Seems Safe

Unlock a S.A.M.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:42pm

Quadruple the Gun

Kill 20 enemies while dual wielding double shotguns.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:48am

Dismemberfest

Dismember 50 enemies with cannonballs.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 10:13am

The Spirit of Roma

Fight alongside Massimo Murena.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:45pm

Cultist Stimulator

Recover a key stolen by a cultist.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:18pm

For the Cause

Find out what happened to Alessandro.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:27pm

That Belongs In A Museum

Recover the alien artifact located by Dr. Stein.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 5:32am

That Burning Sensation

Collect scorched aliens for Professor Kiesel.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 6:22am

Hard Science Fiction

Get a weaponized black hole, using science.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:16am

Signature Move

Sign Secchi's rifle.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:45am

You Have Been Wormed

Assist Dr. Vermetti in his war on worms.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 9:54am

Where's That Girl

Make sure Gabriella is OK.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 9:38am

Southern Gentleman

Assist a couple of young ladies out hunting.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 10:38am

Serious Art

Protect humanity's treasures from invaders with no taste.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:24am

The French Achievement

Achievement is your middle name.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:40am

Classic Hero Stuff

Save a princess. Doesn't get more classic than that.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:58am

Quality Time

Go on a date with Hellfire.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 9:57am

Brass Lantern

Finish a text adventure. On an oil rig. During an alien invasion.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 10:57am



Get Serious

Unlock 10 S.A.M.s in a single playthrough.

Tear 'n' Rip

Melee a big enemy.

Max Pain

Kill 5 enemies during a single Time Warp slowdown.

Atomic Wedgie

Use the mininuke to eliminate 100 enemies at once.

Pow Pow!

Kill an Aludran Reptiloid using nothing but a pistol.

Spinal Tap

Kill 11 different enemies using melee attacks.

Enemy of My Enemy

Make 20 enemies kill each other using Psychotropic Grenades.

Say Hello To My Mini Friend

Spend 1000 minigun rounds while firing continuously.

Veni Vidi Witchy

Kill a Witchbride using C4.

Mushroom Surprise

Find out what happened to the English airman.

Fulbert le Fou

Discover Fulbert's great invention.