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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
10.6 hrs on record (10.1 hrs at review time)
THE WORST fps war game i have ever played. and its bad in almost every single aspect. Besides the fact that you have to go the through the stupid EA launcher, the game wouldn't even start. apparently the anti cheat is outdated and you have to download it again from their site to fix it. how is this product even on steam!! and when you get in the game, its full of bugs. im talking mainly about the campaign here because thats the part that i played. bugs almost every level that you have to reload a checkpoint to fix it. and i wanted to play on normal but for some reason the game put my game on hard and i didnt know it until i got the achievement at the end. i wanted to complain about how stupidly hard it is too but ig that one is fair. and i still havent gotten to the story, or lack there of. its woke, stupid, and makes no sense. the "choice" at the end is useless because of course i wouldn't choose the random ♥♥♥♥♥ hoe over my marine buddy, are you kidding me? and shes an insufferable girl boss that doesn't even belong in a setting like this but ofc EA has to please their ESG masters. level design is also the worst i have seen in my life. its so bad because the premise of invading china sounded interesting but they ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up the story so bad. BF3 was way better it terms of story realism. And on the last note for the multiplayer, its full of sweatlords, so not really worth playing. i wish i could refund it but i bought it long ago so i cant.
Posted 6 April.
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3 people found this review helpful
5.8 hrs on record (5.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
oh boy, i dont know where to even start with this one...

like probably many other people i saw memes about this game all over the internet and i got the impression that its just another degenerate horny visual novel, and dont get me wrong, while it 100 percent is degenerate, its so artistically well done and emotionally complex and deep that hooked me so bad, im now reconsidering my stance on incest. i feel like this has been a direct demoralization campaign against me since i dont see it as gross at all if anything its such a romantic and rebellious act to seduce and romance your brother.

i feel like im losing brain cells writing this review, in fact i lost a couple already playing this game, but god, the design of the characters, the dialog and setting is so mesmerizing; it spellbinds you into following the will of this psychopathic, broody and dainty woman, and it suddenly makes all those heinous and wicked acts you do, which culminates in the murder, dismembering and gobbling up of ones parents feel so enjoyable. Her lust and enthusiasm for blood somehow palliates the nasty deeds that you commit, at least in your consciousness.

when playing this game, i thought to myself the dev must be a mentally deranged women in her late 20s with severe mommy issues. Lo and behold, it was exactly the case. unfortunately IQ 65 twitter mongoloids that cannot appreciate this piece of art have started harassing her, so i certainly feel sorry for you ma'am and i am sure i can fix you please give me a chance (i let you stab me in my chest).

in conclusion, i cant believe im saying this, but this is my game of the year (even tho its not finished yet and left on a cliff hanger). i you are looking for a mind numbing experience that will change you as a person forever, will leave a deep scar on your soul and infects you with an unfathomable lust for ferocious, vile, barking mad women that would stab you in the chest when you are asleep and draw a bunny with comically large ears on the floor with your blood, by all means, this game is for you.
Posted 11 December, 2023.
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3.0 hrs on record (3.0 hrs at review time)
most aryan gigachad based redpilled TND ♥♥♥♥ game ever
Posted 23 November, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
47.6 hrs on record
Resident Evil 4 is a gaming gem that offers a unique and delightful experience like no other. The character and level design are absolutely top-notch, immersing players in a hauntingly beautiful world filled with quirky surprises. The castle, with its infamous Salazar statue, steals the show and adds a touch of hilarity to this fantastic journey.

One of the most impressive aspects of Resident Evil 4 is how it perfectly balances thrilling action with comedic relief. Unlike traditional horror games, it doesn't rely on jump scares or overwhelming fear, but instead, it engages players with a cleverly woven narrative and amusing moments. Leon Kennedy's hilarious reactions to the bizarre situations he encounters provide pure joy. The game keeps you smiling and on the edge of your seat all at once, making it a truly unforgettable experience.

the PC controls are quite janky so i recommend you get the HD Project mod with the engine tweaks that makes the mouse aiming really smooth and enjoyable and also makes the game look gorgeous.

The variety of weapons and upgrades adds depth and customization to each encounter, keeping the game play fresh and engaging throughout. Exploring the intricately designed castle, with its clever puzzles and surprises, remains a standout highlight that lingers in your memory long after the game is over.

In conclusion, Resident Evil 4 is a true masterpiece that seamlessly blends action, humor, and an unforgettable gaming experience. The character and level design are awe-inspiring, and the castle chapter , which in my opinion is the best part of the game, has so many weird and interesting enemy and level design choices that adds to the goofiness of the game. Whether you're a seasoned fan of the franchise or new to the series, this game guarantees hours of laughter and enjoyment.
Posted 2 August, 2023. Last edited 2 August, 2023.
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6 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
36.0 hrs on record (7.5 hrs at review time)
cant even go to the ladies bathroom. literally 1984
Posted 10 April, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
2.0 hrs on record
creator is homosexual
Posted 28 January, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
67.3 hrs on record (52.1 hrs at review time)
i dont have a life
Posted 18 January, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
5.4 hrs on record (4.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
piss and ♥♥♥
Posted 6 January, 2023.
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1 person found this review funny
89.3 hrs on record (78.4 hrs at review time)
best game for feminine men
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Posted 6 January, 2023.
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1 person found this review funny
111.5 hrs on record (107.4 hrs at review time)
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women driving simulator
Posted 6 January, 2023.
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