Tesco Pudding
Narrator: It was a chilly snowy day in London. The Christmas season had finally come, Queen Elizabeth’s FAVORITE time. It was a this time of year that Queen Lizzy gifted all her lovely staff a CHRISTMAS PUDDING!!!!! BUT.. This wasn’t any pudding.. this was.. A TESCO CHRISMAS PUDDING!

Lizzy Betch: Georgina DAAAARLING can I bend your ear for a second? It’ll only be a second sweetheart.
Merida: Your majesty.. its merida.. But that’s okay, what can I do for you my liege?
Lizzy Betch: Georgina my dear don’t even freat. I know this is your first year in the palace so you are not used to our customs. Out of the kindness of my heart I got you a gift.
Merida: My queen! You shouldn’t have to do that I am here to serve you with pleasure.
Lizzy Betch: Hush now dear! Let me show what I have gotten. I had my dear Regionald run out to fetch everyone a delicious treat.
Merida: Oh my majesty what have you provided me with!?
Lizzy Betch: I have provided you with a fantastically creamy TESCO Christmas Pudding!!!!!!!
Merida: T…tesco?
Lizzy Betch: MY DEAR GEORGINA HAVE YOU LOST YOUR BLOODY MIND!!?! OF COURSE, A TESCO PUDDING! DO YOU NOT LIKE TESCO?!?!?!
Merida: Your Majesty... I am quite allergic. I apologize but I cannot eat this beautiful pudding that you have given me. I appreciate all of the thoughtfulness.
Lizzy Betch: Georgina Are you absolutely BONKERS?!?! HOW CAN YOU BE ALLERGIC TO CHRISTMAS PUDDING FROM TESCO? THIS IS ABSURD!!!!
Merida: Your Majesty… Im sorry it is out of my control… There is simply nothing I can do.
Lizzy Betch: YOU BLOODY WENCH >:D I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS! GUARDS!!!! SEND HER TO THE DUNGEON! HER PUNISHMENT WILL BE….
Merida: Oh no… Your majesty please! SPARE ME!
Lizzy Betch: DEATH BY TESCO PUDDING!!!
Merida: NAUERRRR
Narrator: Poor merida. You don’t tell the queen no to her chrismas pudding from tesco.

And.. SCENE.