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24 of 35 (69%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

CAT WRANGLER

50 kills using cat.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:30am

ENTOMOLOGIST

50 kills using bees.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:08am

DANNY TREJO

100 kills using machete in melee.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

PSYCHO DUNDEE

50 kills using boomerang machete.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:56am

CAMELBACK

Piss 100 gallons of urine.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:50am

DON'T TAZE ME BRO

Taze 200 victims.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:37am

T.J. HOOKER

Arrest 200 perps.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 12:06am

NEUROSURGEON

300 headshot/decap kills.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43am

SCHWARZENEGGER

200 kills using M-60.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33am

KAVORKIAN

Euthanise 30 elderly folks.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 12:47am

EMO

Injure yourself.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:49am

WOLVERINES R GHEY

50 badgersaw kills.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:08am

PRODUCT RECALL

Destroy 50 cars.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:17am

PROPERTY DAMAGE

Smash 50 windows.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:21am

THERE IS NO SPOON

Spend 900 seconds or more in catnip bullet time.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:28pm

FAIL ZOMBIE

Respawn 20 times.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:53am

DO NOT PUSH THE BUTTON!

Disobey orders, given to you, and see what happens.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:54am

COMMIES GO HOME!

Make Venezuela peacemakers go home.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:17am

SCOFIELD

Escape from prison.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:45am

REPO MAN

Return Thegways to the owner
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:46am

SAYANARA, TREE HUGGERS

Arrest eco zealots leader.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:21am

ALL PERPS MUST DIE!

Take out all the criminal scum infesting Catharsis!
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:47am

AIN'T GOT COJONES!

Finish your business with Krotchy.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:57am

SPECIAL OLYMPIAN

Beat the game once. No restrictions apply. Everyone's a winner.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44am



ARSONIST

150 kills using fire.

REAL AMERICAN

Kill/incapacitate 235 terrorists.

PERSONAL JESUS

Beat game with zero kills.n(zombies and bosses don't count)

SUCKTASTIC!

Suck up 500 items with the shop vac.

PETA CHAIRMAN

Kill no animals in one playthrough.

STALLONE

Complete game using only melee.

EASTWOOD

Complete game using only the pistol.

I AM THE LAW

Complete Good path without falling off.

JACK THOMPSON WAS RIGHT

Kill 1000 unarmed bystanders.

DADDY NEVER LOVED ME

Complete game killing only males.

THE CHOICE WAS YOURS!

Choose path for the first time.