OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.

♥♥♥♥ check:

More then 3 inches when erect: ✅

Has a bend when erect: ❌

Gets hard when thinking about femboys: ✅

Corkscrew shape, like a duck: ✅

Ejaculates when sucked? ❌

Ejaculates when ♥♥♥♥♥♥? ❌

is it circumcised? ❌

Any ♥♥♥♥ cheese? ✅

12 reasons why you're literally a NAZI if you dont want to have sex with dream.
hello, today i will give 15 reasons why you are literally a nazi liberal if you dont want to have sex with dream.
hitler didn't want to have sex with dream. if you do not want to have sex with dream, you're sharing the same beliefs as hitler and you are LITERALLY HITLER.
2. dream doesnt like nazis, so if you reject him, you're probably a nazi.
3. dream is green, which on the color wheel is opposite to red, and red is on the nazi flag, which makes him anti-nazi. if you hate dream you probably hate the color green, which means you like the color red, and red was on the NAZI FLAG. you are LITERALLY supporting NAZI colors.
4. dream is gay and if you dont want to have sex with him you're homophobic.

According to the lore of Monsters Inc, screams generate energy but laughs generate more. Going by that logic, the amount of energy produced by a human is proportional to the amount of happiness they express in the noises they make. Therefore, moans of extreme sexual pleasure must have the highest energy density of any noise a human can make. If the management of Monsters Inc want to maximize their energy output they should send workers to large, organized orgies and train them in the ways of intense lovemaking. They should identify large furry gatherings as potential sources of nuclear meltdown levels of energy generation

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx