"Drunk Donald" is a chaotic, comedy goldmine. Picture this: Donald Trump, three margaritas deep, stumbling up to the mic at a party. He’s slurring like he's giving a TED Talk on how "nobody, and I mean nobody, knows how to drink better than me, folks!" He’s waving his arms around like he's trying to land a plane, knocking over everyone’s drinks. When someone mentions the Wi-Fi password, he shouts, “I have the best passwords, folks, believe me, nobody knows passwords like I do. HUGE passwords!”

He stumbles toward the snacks, grabs an entire tray of chicken wings, and announces, “These wings? Tremendous. Better than any wings you’ve ever seen, I promise you. Huge wings. Best in the world.” Halfway through, he forgets what he's talking about, starts calling the chicken “the greatest bird in history” and wonders aloud why he didn’t run for “Big Bird President”.

Then, trying to leave, he declares, “You know what? I built this party. I made this party happen. Tremendous party, folks. No one throws a better party than me. Trust me!” He promptly trips over a chair, stands up, and says, “See? That was all planned, okay? Perfect execution!”

"Drunk Donald" doesn’t just fail to make sense—he triumphs at it.