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And so it begins...

Make your first kill.
Unlocked 12 May, 2022 @ 9:50am

Oh, you press F1!

Start the second level.
Unlocked 12 May, 2022 @ 10:37am

Dirty knees

Duck under a rocket.
Unlocked 13 May, 2022 @ 7:18am

Forrest Gump

Run for 5 minutes.
Unlocked 12 May, 2022 @ 10:09am

How Kevorkian!

Perform your first execution.
Unlocked 12 May, 2022 @ 10:12am

Patrick Bateman

Make 100 kills.
Unlocked 12 May, 2022 @ 10:19am

Dexter

Make 1000 kills.
Unlocked 13 May, 2022 @ 3:35pm

Half-mast hard-on

Complete level 10.
Unlocked 16 May, 2022 @ 2:41pm

Get a girlfriend

Complete the game.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 2:08pm

From my cold, dead hands

Complete a level with less than 10 health.
Unlocked 12 May, 2022 @ 11:14am

NOPE! Chuck Testa.

Fight an ostrich.
Unlocked 13 May, 2022 @ 7:49am

You want our autograph too?

Watch all the credits.
Unlocked 12 May, 2022 @ 11:22am

The Hell's Fargo Wagon

Firebomb the band.
Unlocked 12 May, 2022 @ 10:56am

Took a banger in the mouth

Take a rocket to the face.
Unlocked 12 May, 2022 @ 9:50am

Never nude-ist

Kill a naked person.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 2:15pm

I'm afraid I just blue myself!

Commit suicide.
Unlocked 12 May, 2022 @ 9:50am

Bad touch!

Touch someone while burning.
Unlocked 12 May, 2022 @ 10:17am



Mickey and Mallory

Make 10000 kills.
4,184 / 10,000

Bulletstorm

Fire 1,000,000 bullets.
78,944 / 1,000,000

Peter North would be proud

Hit 100,000 targets.
39,613 / 100,000

Holes is holes

Take 10,000 hits.
7,290 / 10,000

Z for Zachariah

Complete the game having killed everything.

Boondock Saint

Complete the game without letting any non-hostile NPCs die

I swear, the AR is for hunting!

Complete the game using only the M16.

Army of One

Use every weapon in the game.

Ballmer Baller

Play the Mac or Linux version of the game.

Sissy

Enable cheats.