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21 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
0.2 hrs on record
---{ Graphics }---
☑ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☑ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☑ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☑ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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Posted 4 May, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
17.6 hrs on record (13.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
fun game to play with your friends (if you have any)
Posted 21 December, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
207.2 hrs on record (5.8 hrs at review time)
sa ma fut in el de joc futut in cur de stalin ca in pula mea am tank de 4.0 battle rank si vine unu pielea puli ii dau 5 hituri nare nimic imi fute una de la masa din pizda si bubui coaie ff distractiv daca ai monitoare de schimb si sa nu mai zic ca daca nu bagi bani esti fix pula flasca dar daca bagi 10000 ron oferta limitata primesti toate tancurile din joc si devi si developer la sediu puli mele fmm gaijin sa iti trag la muie si sa o fut masa lu ala de a creat jocu



update dupa cateva luni:


inca imi bag pla in el de joc asa ka idee ca in pula mea eu merg linistit cu migu nu e nimeni langa mine si bum 5 pulalai se teleporteaza in spatele meu si ma veoleaza in toate gaurile penetrabile stiute de om as vrea sa dau in judecata pe gayjin ca au futut tot joku cu updeiturile lor si mai ales economia in plm sunt top 5 in meci primesc 5k 4.5k de duc pe reparatii si eu ma aleg cu o pula de cal dospita sa va trag la mue ca nici in romania nu se fura ♥♥♥ furati voi
Posted 25 November, 2022. Last edited 27 May, 2023.
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7 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
3.5 hrs on record
pay to win
Posted 18 June, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
765.6 hrs on record (361.4 hrs at review time)
bag pulan e joc ca ma doare capu fmm gaben
update dupa cs2: tot bag pula in el de joc ca am scazut din gn2 in silver2 ca ma baga in meci cu rusi si cu polonezi de tipa numai cyka blyat si o kurwa
Posted 13 November, 2021. Last edited 28 March, 2024.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
17.1 hrs on record
nice game
Posted 2 October, 2021.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1 person found this review funny
0.2 hrs on record
Early Access Review
this game is so bad is poorly optimized
Posted 8 August, 2021.
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5 people found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
is pretty ♥♥♥♥ i cant do drifts and the controls are bad
Posted 28 June, 2021.
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