men

this murp guy aint real

I miss that ♥♥♥♥ man wish we could get everyone back together for another wipe

Remember the good ol' days in Rust? We would have a big base, but at the same time we would get raided almost all the time. Remember those times?

hot

I'm an Alpha male.
And girls want to ♥♥♥♥ alpha males. Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That girl you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to guys who treat her wrong for reasons you don't understand? The one who calls you up at 1 am to cry about how her boyfriend hasn't called her in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ touch her beyond that?
Yeah, I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ her.