Recent reviews by 23rdgaydor

I wasn't expecting Girl kissers but it was a wonderful surprise.
If you really pay attention the story is compelling although sad at times, and conveyed in a relaxing less in your face way. Its perfect to calm your mind for 3 hours, especially after the *Horrible* year we just had.
(also, the soundtrack reminds me of Celeste. I Love that it does even though I'm not sure why it does.)
10 stars.

tips! thank me later <3
zombies have collision, you need some "breathing room" to get around them, so if your surrounded: move now or perish,
if youre hurt and you haven't been hit by anything, it means you're probably carrying too much weight
you can push a zombie down and stomp on their face if you get cornered with no weapon
crouch under windows unless you have them covered by drapes
if you arent a mechanic, dont hit zombies with your car just like in real life their bodies are durable (ruins your car and makes alot more noise)
remove broken glass from windows before trying to crawl through
DON'T SHOOT GUNS UNLESS YOU HAVE ENOUGH BULLETS TO KILL EVERY ZOMBIE THAT HEARS IT
if you die on the same world and create a new character, you can kill your old characters zombie and get your lost loot
game well folks

the bad reviews are from ppl with ♥♥♥♥ computers
this game has never crashed for me, it has several hours of game play funny characters and better music than most triple A stuff. I played this about 7 years ago when it first came out and cryoatic (when he wasn't problematic) played it on youtube. Its literally peak and the reactive turn based rpg style isn't used enough. Finding out it was on steam is literally the last good news ive had in a while. Stop letting your hate for ubisoft cloud your judgement and convince you that your computer isn't the problem. This game is Flawless. Have a nice day and game well folks <3.

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