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76561198197994914 27 May, 2023 @ 2:35pm 
Theoretically, a human can fully survive on a diet of just dragon cu.m, supplied from just one dragon.
Dragons can produce about three gallons of cu.m in a single day. It really depends mostly on their size.
In a single ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, they can produce about four to eight cups of the stuff. Dragon ejaculations tend to last between fifteen to twenty seconds, coming out in bursts and spurts that get slightly weaker each time. If a dragon ♥♥♥.s in your ass, you will certainly feel this effect. It’s similar to getting a massage internally, again, only 300 times better.
76561198197994914 27 May, 2023 @ 2:34pm 
Imagine 69’ing your dragon boyfriend, and a few seconds after you finish, so does he. This heavenly, thick, delicious syrup fills your mouth and you instantly orgasm throughout your entire body. You’re immediately horny again. Thankfully, dragons don’t really have a refractory period, so he’s ready for round two. Then three. Before you know it, you’ve both came a few gallons in total (mostly his work), and it’s a full thirty hours since you stared. You’re not even hungry or thirsty, because his ♥♥♥ has enough nutrients to keep you well fed and fully nourished.
Scientifically, since it’s warmer, it should be actually thinner than human cu.m because viscosity decreases with temperature. (Try this out with olive oil in a pan! Heat it up, and it will spread out by itself) However, the presence of the extra fat in the cu.m keeps it nice and thick.
76561198197994914 27 May, 2023 @ 2:33pm 
Dragon cu.m is slightly warmer than human cu.m, and much thicker, too. The thickness comes the excess amount of fat that the dragon’s body wouldn’t expel normally by other means. So, it’s fattier. Any culinary chef will tell you that “fat carries the flavor.” When they say this, they mean things like oil, butter, and animal fat. Fattier cuts of meat are usually more flavorful than lean cuts.
This applies to dragon cu.m. Human ♥♥♥ tastes like sea water that is slightly expired, whereas dragon ♥♥♥ tastes like a whole buffet that could force Michelin to re-establish their star rating system.
It’s like an orgasm for your taste buds.