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15 of 40 (38%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

One Last Goodbye

Be looking at your baby as they die (Classic)
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 6:05pm

Life's A Bleach

Drink 50 gallons of bleach
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 4:07pm

Baby's On Fire

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 3:38pm

Daddy Let Me Drown

Drown 25 Times
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 6:17pm

Iced Iced Baby

Freeze in the fridge as a Baby
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 3:48pm

What's Cooking?

Mommy and Daddy's Homegrown BBQ!
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 3:34pm

Child Prodigy

Play 50 Notes on the Toy Piano (Classic)
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 11:22am

A True Gentleman

Win 5 Games as Daddy or Baby wearing a Top Hat (Classic)
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 3:35pm

Turn a Rat into a Snack

Follow the squeaks (Remake)
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 4:37pm

Baby's First...

Get your first win as a baby. (Remake)
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 11:10am

I'm Your Daddy.

Win your first Daddy Game (Remake)
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 4:22pm

Attempted Vehicular Infanticide

Run a baby over with a lawnmower (Remake)
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Plumber's Apprentice

Use a plunger to unclog a clogged toilet. (Remake)
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 11:56am

You are what you Eat

eat at least 100 hotdogs
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 6:52pm

Escape Lookout Cove

Dig out Lookout Cove
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 12:47pm



Daddy Belongs in the Kitchen

Cook 25 Steaks (Classic)

Doctor Daddy

Administer 25 Pills to Sick Babies

Psycho Daddy

Eat 25 pieces of trash while enhanced with the Breaking Dad Power Up (Classic)

Daddy That Kills People

Stab other Daddies 25 times (Classic)

Fruit Based

Feed 25 Fruits to Babies

Dad of The Year

Awarded when 365 Babies live to see their mother another day (Classic)

Baby of The Year

Awarded when 365 Daddies have failed you as your father (Classic)

Champion of The House

Complete all the challenges (Classic)

Riding Dirty

Drink daddy drinks while driving baby car (Remake)

Deez Buffs Make Me Go Nuts

Have 5 unique buffs at once (Remake)

Toasted

Secure a win by dropping a plugged-in toaster into water

This is not how you play Slip and Die

Rode the Slip and Die, then died. (Baby only)

Ready for the Big Leagues

Score on the basketball net

Choked on Balls

Choked on at least 2 Pool Balls

Lawn Daddy

Mow your lawn

Disobedient

You ignored the note

Pan Head

Get hit in the head with a pan

Dug Straight Down

Fell into the lava

Acrobatically Inclined

Swing through the hoop
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