+rep very sweet, very kind, very caring person <3 This person is a gem must be treated nicely!

signed by gatinha

Her charm is so contagious, vaccines have been made for it. She is the only woman to have ever aced a Rorschach test. Alien abductors have asked her to probe them. If she was to give you directions, you'd never get lost. If she were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there. When it is raining, it is because she is thinking about something sad. She once punched a magician. That's right. You heard me. Her blood smells like perfume. Her hands feel like rich brown suede. She once lived in the hills for a summer in the Serengeti after being gifted a husband by the local tribes leaders. She once taught a horse how to make chili. The police often question her just because they find her interesting. Her personality is so magnetic, she is unable to carry credit cards.

Even her enemies list her as their emergency contact number. She never says anything tastes like chicken; not even chicken. She's been known to cure narcolepsy just by walking into a room. She's a lover, not a fighter. But she's also a fighter, so don't get any ideas. People hang on her every word, even the prepositions. She could disarm you with her looks; or her hands. Either way. She can speak French in Russian. Her reputation is expanding faster than the universe. She once had an awkward moment just to see how it feels. There is a time and place for her. The time is always. You can figure out the place on your own. She is the most interesting woman in the world.

+rep just cuz I wanna

+rep nice flashlight