can you give me your config? i want play like you :D

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she goes “sorry lol i just like pretending to be a femboy, people are nicer.”
bro.
BRO.
i left the call and uninstalled csgo for 24 hours out of pure spiritual damage.

moral of the story: if they don’t have a mechanical keyboard and a body pillow in the background, it’s a trap.

fast forward to last week, they finally offer to video call. i get all nervous, set my room lighting to gamer purple.
they turn on the cam.
it’s a girl.
just… a normal girl.
not even goth. not even wearing cat ears.
just sipping a LaCroix in a hoodie like she didn’t just mentally 360 no scope my trust.

met this “femboy” dan𝓭𝓲𝓱lion on CS a few months ago. cute voice, knew all the memes, carried me in comp. we started duo queuing daily, discord calls every night. i’m talking 3am convos about life, anime, and which map is the most cursed (it’s vertigo btw).

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