Sans: quick, behind that conveniently-shaped lamp.

[Player hides behind the conveniently-shaped lamp, Papyrus comes in]

Sans: sup, bro?

Papyrus: YOU KNOW WHAT "SUP," BROTHER! IT'S BEEN EIGHT DAYS AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T... RECALIBRATED. YOUR. PUZZLES! YOU JUST HANG AROUND OUTSIDE YOUR STATION! WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING?

Sans: staring at this lamp. it's really cool. do you wanna look?

Papyrus: NO! I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT! WHAT IS A HUMAN COMES THROUGH HERE! IWANT TO BE READY! I WILL BE THE ONE! I MUST BE THE ONE! I WILL CAPTURE A HUMAN!

[Assuming a superhero pose]

Papyrus: THEN, I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS... WILL GET ALL THE THINGS I UTTERLY DESERVE! RESPECT... RECOGNITION... I WILL FINALLY BE ABLE TO JOIN THE ROYAL GUARD! PEOPLE WILL ASK TO, BE MY "FRIEND?" I WILL BATHE IN A SHOWER OF KISSES EVERY MORNING.

Sans: hmm... maybe this lamp will help you.

Papyrus: [Grumbling] SANS! YOU ARE NOT HELPING! YOU LAZYBONES! ALL YOU DO IS SIT AND BOONDOGGLE! YOU GET LAZIER AND LAZIER EVERY DAY!

Sans: hey, take it easy. i've gotten a ton of work done today. a skele-ton.

[Sans smiles at the camera, the "Badum tish" sound is heard]

Papyrus: I AM AND I HATE IT!

[sighs]

Papyrus: WHY DOES SOMEONE AS GREAT AS ME... HAVE TO DO SO MUCH JUST TO GET SOME RECOGNITION...

Sans: wow, sounds like you're really working yourself... down to the bone.

[Sans smiles at the camera again, the "Badum tish" sound is heard again]

Papyrus: UGH! I WILL ATTEND TO MY PUZZLES... AS FOR YOUR WORK? PUT A LITTLE MORE "BACKBONE" INTO IT! NYEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!

[Papyrus leaves , returns for a brief moment]

Papyrus: HEH!

[Then Papyrus leaves again]