It's 2012 now but i still write 2011 at the top of my paper....

goodbye 2015
hello 2016!!

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

goodbye 2014
hello 2015!!

+rep very sweet n kind

🚨 Attention🚨ALL FORTNITE GAMERS John Wick is in great danger, and he needs YOUR help to wipe out all the squads in the tilted towers. To do this, he needs a gold SCAR and a couple of chug-jugs. To help him, all he needs is your credit card number, and the three numbers on the back and the expiration month and date. But you gotta be quick so that John can secure the bag, and achieve the epic victory royale.