A black man I went on a date with was super disrespectful! I asked his penis size and he said "i dont feel confortable asking about that" and I told him "if its small just say it". This is how the rest of the convorsation went. misogynist - "how much do you weigh" me - "that's misogynist!" misogynist - "if you're fat, just say it" I cant belive this misogynist MONKEY called me fat!

When I was in 3rd grade, I was obsessed with the sound that comes from slapping my ♥♥♥♥ side to side. Basically, you have to rapidly twist your torso back and forth, propelling the penis to and fro, creating that slapping effect (you have to be buck naked). I even once thought of forming a ♥♥♥♥-slapping gang; whenever we beat up somebody, we would throw him on the ground, surround him, strip naked, and torment him with our ♥♥♥♥ slapping noises. That sound is so perfect and crisp that I also thought of using it as a means of communication. Please don’t make fun of me for this because I was young and it was a long time ago. Thank you

Lgbtq doesn't shut up 😡😡😡 I can't believe they want me to support them ugh smh 😡😡😡😡

Hey guys 🥺🥺🥺 make assumptions about me based on this one picture that I only chose because I want comments about how I look good 🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍

animals (this ones acceptable)

I'm a virgin/ I'm single 😱😱😱😭😭😭

mature discussions or rants about real problems (this ones acceptable)

I hate women they are all the same, 😡😡😡😡😡also im a virgin and I'm single why dont women like me😭😭😭

The average person needs 2,000 calories a day.

The average ejaculation contains around 1 calorie.

That’s 2000 nuts a day or 730,000 nuts per year.

However the average ejaculation is 3 milliliters.

That’s 6000 milliliters or 6 liters a day of ♥♥♥.

The human stomach can only hold a maximum of 5 liters.

Imagine your entire digestive system filled to the brim with jizz every single day, it sounds awful and I love the taste of ♥♥♥.

To sustain yourself off of jizz you would need to be the ultimate cumslut.

I'm not gay or anything right but I really wanna suck his little femboy ♥♥♥♥ I mean I'm not gay right I'm not homosexual but it makes me ♥♥♥ imagining the feeling of his cute femboy penis ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ inside my mouth as he moans softly like that's not gay or anything right I'm not gay I'm just saying you know I'm just saying I'd love to hear his intimate feminine moans as I rub his ♥♥♥♥ with my hand and to feel his tongue inside my mouth like that's not gay or anything you know I'm just saying man you know I'm just saying

IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦