Deagle god, add me too

plays like a champion

+ rep

-rep i'm daddies good little Kitten he is so nice but he wont let me eat after 8 and i'm not allowed to play with myself unless he watches. I have not had peace in years. Help

Daddy? Sorry. Daddy? Sorry.

-rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great csgo and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.