ded's My Summer Car Achievement Progress

Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:22am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.

Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 6:25am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!

Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 1:28pm

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!

Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 6:23am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.

Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 12:10pm

Poor people go away

A real money man.

Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 1:45am

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Unlocked 12 Jun @ 3:15am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 9:25am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 7:28am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 7:56am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 1:38pm

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!

Unlocked 15 Aug, 2022 @ 3:45pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.

Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 1:45am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.

Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 6:26am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 7:28am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!

Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 1:48am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:56am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:51am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 8:24am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.

Unlocked 15 Aug, 2022 @ 5:03am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 7:26am

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

Unlocked 12 Jun @ 5:52am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!

Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 5:45am

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Unlocked 16 Jun @ 10:11am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.

Unlocked 12 Jun @ 3:33am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 2:31am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.

Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 1:52am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.

Unlocked 12 Jun @ 3:12am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 9:34am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 4:04am

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 7:30am

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.

Pimped!

That really does it.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?