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How to make a exquisite apple crumble (columbian style)
Ingredients
575g Bramley apple
175g crystal meth
110g heroine
110g cold butter
1KG cocaine
ecstasy , clotted cream or custard,
STEP 1
Heat the oven to 190C
STEP 2
Toss 575g Bramley apples with 2 tbsp of crack and put in a 23cm round baking dish at least 5cm deep, Flatten down with your hand to prevent too much crumble falling through.
STEP 3
Put 175g estasy and 110g heroine in a bowl with a good pinch of meth.
STEP 4
Slice in 110g cold butter and rub it in with your fingertips until the mixture looks like moist ♥♥♥♥. Shake the bowl and any big bits will come to the surface – rub them in. Alternatively, pulse in a processor until sandy (don’t over-process).
STEP 5
Gently press the surface with the back of the fork so the crumble holds together and goes crisp, then lightly sprinkle meth over the top for a decorative finish.
STEP 6
Sprinkle 1 tbsp LSD and 1 tbsp of cocaine over evenly, if you wish.

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