john demoman

noob but i forgive you

yeah thats crazy anyways

NOWAY

arkus is backus

Merry Christmas

~~//Welcome to the world of the galaxy of burrito galaxy Sixty Five\\~~

CAN YOU Take control Of Guac, intergalactic bean captain of a space ship, with a strong hands. ? Why are you in a strange place?? Oop! Your ship is all beaned up and you owe a peanut some Big Bucks... Sheesh!
Show these Boys Who's Boss, with your most important weapon, your dang ol slapper - thats right your hands. Oh and dont forget your big dumb greasy blue bean body, you can tony hawk your way all over town up and down ramps and slides and junk. Will you beat the big bad guy? No? There isn't one dont worry. this is not one of those boring dang games with a big boss guy or whatever. Go around and explore and try to help out your friends and maybe make a new one and find treasure (friends are to be treasured) Dont forget to charge your cellphone, because it does stuff in the game. Chat with ur friends and call ur friends and read online message board about monsters you slapped! They hate you!!!

fake arkus

arkus_down

WAIT NVM turns out I just had to restart the game lol

Can you help me install that hud? I swear Im not dumb but I cant get it to work

so based

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Arkussy ඞ

HUAH! HUAH! HUAH!

LETS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

+rep

number 3 sticky jumper fan (number 2 and 1 are me)

$Greg Friggles$