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Doesn't even load in after first cutscene, ♥♥♥♥ this ♥♥♥♥

Barely runs, shat my pants after 10 minutes
10/10 looks great even at ultra low graphics
(Kelvin is a dumbass tho fr fr on god)

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♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ poopsucking ♥♥♥♥ game

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Great game EA :)))))))))))

If you want to have fun, I'd suggest you to try ♥♥♥♥ and ball torture, because this game is absolutely miserable and i can't comprehend that there are actual players here.
The game runs like ♥♥♥♥, half the time the map doesn't even load in, i can't see what's in my hand, i can't see enemies
Oh and did i mention that all the players spawncamp? Yeah all 3 players.
I can't understand why anyone would play this for a longer period of time, and if you are one who enjoyed it, then go to church, god can help, you don't have to put yourself through this, i'ts gonna be fine, just don't play this.
Waste of time, i want a refund, even though it's free, and i am barely resisting the urge to find whoever made this and kill myself in front of them so they can see what their ass game does to people.
If they made it run, and work properly, i would still choose a life in england over this.

Seems as though the universe is against me, it crashes 2 minutes after i open it

mom told me dinner is ready, but i shat my pants and im afraid to go out because i smell like ♥♥♥♥