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I had a great time playing Apex with this guy for the first few games. We had a good chemistry and it was a lot of fun. However, things took a turn for the worse when he invited me to come over to his house to play together. I thought it would be cool to meet him in person and maybe even make a new friend.

But as soon as I walked in, I knew something was off. The atmosphere was tense and he seemed different, almost like a different person. We started playing, but he kept making weird comments and his behavior was getting more and more aggressive.

Then, out of nowhere, he pulled out my massive shlong and tried to give me head. I barely managed to stand up and ran out of his house as fast as I could. I was lucky to escape with my life in one piece and balls in place.

I never thought I would have to say this about someone I played games with, but this guy cannot be trusted. If you come across him in Apex or any other game, steer clear of him. You never know what he might do.

Dingus

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