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Jros the builder, washed and worn,
Outdated designs, all twisted and torn.
With crumbling walls and gaping seams,
His base was a graveyard of broken dreams.
Wide gaps yawning, a dismal sight,
Inviting the raiders deep into the night.
His turrets stood silent, ammo all spent,
Each breach a reminder of time poorly spent.
Wooden frames, thin as paper,
Lacked the metal's sturdy taper.
No armored core, no traps to surprise,
Jros left the doors open, to no one’s surprise.
Raiders walked in with an easy grin.
One C4, and then two or three,
Each wall fell down as if saying "take me."
His outdated tactics, as old as dust,
Left his allies shaking their heads in disgust.
What good is a builder who’s lost to the past,
When raiders arrive, his bases don’t last.
Oh, Jros, your legacy’s a tale of decay,
A washed-up builder who lost his way.
The gaps in your fortress tell the sad truth:
You never kept up, and you’ve nothing to prove.
With 11k hours, he's a pro, or so he boasts
But when it comes to building bases, he's a mess
With wide gaps and no drop down corner peaks, he's far from the best
His bases are a sight to see, a true work of art
But not in a good way, they're more like a fart
With walls that crumble at the slightest breeze
And no drop down corner peaks, he's sure to displease
But Jros doesn't care, he builds with glee
Ignoring the criticism, he's as happy as can be
For him, it's not about the base, but the journey
And with 11k hours, he's earned the right to be quirky
So here's to Jros, the builder of the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bases
With wide gaps and no drop down corner peaks, he embraces
His unique style, his own brand of fun
In the world of Rust, he's second to none.