Alternate.Dude
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Jay 15 Jun, 2025 @ 1:59pm 
every time i play geometry dash, i get a boner. the feeling of finally beating a hard level after days of practice, it just makes me so hard. the harder the level, the harder i get. the other day i finally beat theory of everything 2 after months of trying, and when i finally finished the level, my penis felt like it was going to explode. i immediately jerked off and had the most intense orgasm ever. i ended up deleting the game in fear of what would happen if i ever beat an extreme demon. does this happen to anyone else? or am i just built different.
FriendlyNeighboorhoodPickleMan 15 Jun, 2025 @ 1:52pm 
yeah what he said
Jay 15 Jun, 2025 @ 1:52pm 
Hey, you glaze-craving 🍩💦 HOLES! 🕳️👅 It’s National Donut Day 🍩🎉, time to get that sweet, sticky 🍯 ♥♥♥♥-NUT 🍆🍩 action goin’! Dive into those cream-filled delights 🍦💦 and let ‘em SPURT all over your face 😏👅 while you munch on that doughy RING 🍩🕳️ of pleasure! Sprinkle some sugar 🌟 on dat ass 🍑 and get ready to POUND 🍩🔨 some pastry like a true HOLE-filler 🍆💦! Send this to 10 of your naughtiest donut DADDIES 🍩👨‍🍳 or MOMMIES 🍩👩‍🍳 in the next 6️⃣9️⃣ seconds, or you’ll be left with a DRY 🍂, unfilled HOLE 🕳️😭! Get 5️⃣ back, and you’re the SLUTTY SPRINKLE QUEEN 🌟👑 getting glazed all night! Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back, and you’ll be STUFFED 🍦🍩 with creamy goodness ‘til you’re BEGGING for more 🍆💦🍩! Let’s make this Donut Day a real BANG-HOLE BASH 🎉🕳️🍩
Computer 26 Mar, 2025 @ 7:04pm 
I have so many things to say but I would be banned from steam and this wouldn't be pg13 anymore (but no seriously I love you haha I'm just silly)
Computer 26 Mar, 2025 @ 7:04pm 
I want you.
Mr. 1014 26 Mar, 2025 @ 7:03pm 
I don't care