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Ryan   Arizona, United States
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Global Sentinel
500 XP
 
 
My Pants are like my inventory loaded

Whenever I poop I go to the moon #FlyHigh

#RocketMan

Dont Frick the trumpet
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kočka 26 Jul, 2022 @ 9:55pm 
-rep bought among us
smiley 3 Jul, 2022 @ 10:13pm 
-rep bought among us
ddolly 14 Dec, 2021 @ 1:26pm 
ᗰદ૨૨ʏ ᘓમ૨ıડτന੨ડ! 🎄 Have a very good snowy day. 🌨️
Besmin 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:43pm 
-rep bought among us
fetus finger 13 Jan, 2021 @ 4:34pm 
When darkness had descended all across the land
A lone voice in the distance uttered Yes! We Can!
He gave good speeches. Never Sweat.
He was real good at the Internets.
He’s Barack Obama
He’s come to save the day!
He passed a major stimulus for the bourgeois.
Then said he’d half the deficit — He He! Ha Ha!
Stop unemployment! Market Dives!
Fix healthcare in his spare time!
He’s Barack Obama
He’s come to save the day!
He’ll use his superpowers to win in Iraq.
Then Kung Fu Chop the Taliban — Ka-Chow! Ka-Cha!
Our image in the world he’ll mend
Then make the Jews and Arabs friends
He’s Barack Obama
He’s come to save the day!
Sir….We’ve got a situation. . .
Pirates! Boom. . .Thud. . .Splat
He’ll spend the dough! Write the checks! Disregard the mounting debt!
Stop the globe from getting warm! Fuel your car with nuts and corn!
Leap a building! Run Industry! Save a kitten from a tree!