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this is a game where you can:
- farm
- forage
- fish
- fmine
- raise animals (you can't slaughter them into meat)
- be gay/lesbian or bisexual
- be transgender
- make friends with NPCs
- get married
- have kids
- turn those kids into doves and forever live with the guilt of your actions
- divorce
- wipe the memories of your ex's so they dont remember you
- do the previous 5 things 11 more times
- attempt to clear out the overgrown space of your (mostly) dead grandpa's farm
- listen to the file selcet music
- listen to calming and cool music
- not listen to it and play other video game music in the background
- smelt ore
- do other stuff
- ??????
- Profit!

this is what they used to make undertale

I completely forgot this was made for April Fools Day.

never spoil a game for me ever again or ill crush your balls

Bendy was a lil' devil thing
Who was brought to life on the silver screen
Used to make em chuckle now he makes em scream
It's Bendy in the Devil's Swing
Flash back to the place that made the cartoons sing
Where the cobwebs grow and the floorboards creak
And it's all connected to an evil scheme
It's Bendy and the Ink Machine
Dreams do come true
I was deceived by Joey Drew and now I'm coming after you
Who's laughing now?
You thought that you could cut me out
But now the ink is pouring down
Bendy was created out of ink
And then molded into a 3D beast
You can hear him coming by his tapping feet
It's Bendy in the Devil's Swing
Snap back to the era when the swing was king
But the workshops fading and behind the scenes
There's a deep dark secret hidden underneath
It's Bendy and the Ink Machine
Hey Joey, I got your message
There's still a sketch on my old work desk
It might have a been a bit overzealous
To collect all six of those office relics
I haven't seen my peers
In over thirty years
But there's no one here
Except grinding gears
And my rising fears
The illusion of living
Was only the beginning
Ink incarnate that's sinning
Presented in Sillyvision
The illusion of living
Was only the beginning
Ink incarnate that's sinning
Presented in Sillyvision
Bendy was a villain out of sync
Now he's off the page and he's on the brink
And his old pal Boris might have lost a spleen
It's Bendy in the Devil's Swing
A cartoon cutout that'll make you shriek
Yeah your heart starts racing when you hear that beat
The creator's brain might have sprung a leak
It's Bendy and the Ink Machine
One, two, three
To 3D
You and me
Ink machine
Flashing screens
Dancing fiend
Bendy sings
Devil's Swing
Bendy was a lil' devil thing
Who was brought to life on the silver screen
Used to make em chuckle now he makes em scream
It's Bendy in the Devil's Swing
Flash back to the place that made the cartoons sing
Where the cobwebs grow and the floorboards creek
And it's all connected to an evil scheme
It's Bendy and the Ink Machine

kinda mid

Ok hear me out here’s why I kissed that person in an Isabella costume

Yes it was weird, but I have an explanation for this that I hope will be satisfactory. As you can see I was mostly looking at my phone, so it didn't occur to me that she was dizzy and probably didn't know where she was going. I thought she was just trying to interact with me like a mascot costume person at a sporting event. In my experience they usually get a little mad if you don't interact back, so I normally give them a hug. I tried to give her a hug, as you can see by my arm at the end of the video, but I realized that if I gave her a hug I could very likely rip the head clean off. I panicked at this realization and opted for a forehead kiss instead. It absolutely was not planned.
I'd also like to point out that this all happened over the course of about half a second, I had no idea she was walking towards me until I turned my head. The Nintendo employee with her didn't seem very upset at me and kinda laughed, she was the person saying "You're precious, alright let's- watch out, watch out, aww" in the video, which I'd like to emphasize I couldn't hear because conventions are very loud. They both went the way they were going after this video, so I don't think they took offense.
I feel like I'm on trial here but yeah that's what happened. I wouldn't want to make someone uncomfortable on purpose, whenever I took a picture with anyone else at the convention I asked and then asked if I could be in the picture and so on, and there was no kissing anywhere else I assure you, but this all happened faster than I could really think about it.

It has moyai, best game ever.

If you can't handle the unbridled rage of a bald man walking toward you to spank you with his bloodied yard stick, then this game isn't for you.

No I didn't steal this review, stop bullying me!

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