-Rep Doesnt like geese

+Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great csgo and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his massive "♥♥♥♥♥" push against my leg. I punched him and then ravaged his tight hole until ♥♥♥♥♥♥. Turns out he was ♥♥♥. Don't trust this guy

+rep girls - slightly above average AND single ;)