off topic but i remember these boys kept spying on me i was wearing a tight maxi dress) and when i started talking (i have a mommy voice lol) their noses started bleeding and they called me mommy </3

anyways, here's some knowlege you need to have to be my friend
Defeating a sandwich only makes it tastier
I'm an MLG Memelord
Sruc is pronounced "skrek"
Sruc is the same as "Skrub"
I am the prettiest unicorn in all of the land
I have an alter ego named Melvin, who is a serial killer
I have a very twisted mind
I can and will 360 noscope you
You can't wash your eyes with soap
I'm the trolling king

Eyyo its ya boi MLG Rekker
Are you just a lil sruc, or,
Are you MLG like me
Then you can join my team
Where we're all MLG

bruh. u calling me out😭 i have thunder thighs n like a slvtty waist but <333😕

skibidi toilet or creeper?

NEW ACCOUNT RULES

trans = BLOCKED
gay = BLOCKED
queer = BLOCKED
"non-binary" = BLOCKED
Doge - 𝒅𝒎 𝒎𝒆...
genderfluid = BLOCKED
lesbian = BLOCKED
bisexual = BLOCKED
Doge = 𝒅𝒎 𝒎𝒆...

lithium battery soup recipe :

3x 20-pack duracell AA batteries ( lithium, otherwise the taste will get SHALLOW )
1 crap soup bowl
1x Maggi insta-soup packet