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Recent reviews by cerikson

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5.4 hrs on record (5.3 hrs at review time)
pew pew
Posted 26 June.
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8.4 hrs on record
pool peaopleas
Posted 31 May.
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10.0 hrs on record (8.6 hrs at review time)
cool not level 50 yet tho!
Posted 14 May.
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1.3 hrs on record
is this real?
Posted 12 May.
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19.7 hrs on record (15.2 hrs at review time)
modded zombie fun
Posted 8 March.
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7.5 hrs on record (4.0 hrs at review time)
bat go boom boom and win fight!
Posted 19 September, 2023.
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4.6 hrs on record (3.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Oh, drunk people fighting, it's like a time-honored tradition, isn't it? I mean, nothing says "I love you, man" quite like punching your buddy in the face after one too many Jaeger bombs.
But seriously, have you ever seen a drunk fight? It’s like watching a nature documentary where two wild animals are going at it – you're not sure who's going to win, but you know it's not going to be pretty.
And the best part is, they always start off with the same line, "Hold me back! Hold me back!" But as soon as they break free, it's like they're Rocky Balboa fighting for a championship belt.
And don't even get me started on the girls. They come at each other like they're starring in their own reality TV show, pulling weaves and throwing shoes. It's like a bad episode of the Jerry Springer show.
But you know what's even worse than watching drunk people fight? Being the one who has to break it up. Like, "Excuse me, sir, can you please stop punching that wall and go home?" It's like babysitting, but with grown adults.
The worst part is the next morning when everyone's nursing a hangover and has the bruises to show for it. But hey, at least they have a good story to tell, right? "Remember that time when we got into a fight at that bar and I knocked that guy out with one punch?" Yeah, we all remember, and we're still not impressed.
Posted 19 September, 2023.
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4.4 hrs on record
get to see pp
Posted 9 August, 2023.
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10.5 hrs on record (10.5 hrs at review time)
yea
Posted 31 July, 2023.
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28.9 hrs on record (3.6 hrs at review time)
good
Posted 31 July, 2023. Last edited 2 August, 2023.
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