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We still ain't got no budget!

Kill 100 pigeons from thrown cages.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 2:19am

One Side, Gramps

Run over 50 people with the Mobility Scooter.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 9:23am

Breezy, not sleezy

Get all 10 petition signatures while wearing the drag outfit.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 9:53am

Holocaust: Part Trois

Reunite with an old enemy, again.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 8:47am

Look ma, I'm a HOBO!

Construct your homeless beggar sign.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 1:39pm

And remember, respect is everything!

Reach maximum Heat level with the fuzz and survive.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 6:29am

Lynched

Kill all of the Mountain Men while searching for Champ.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 3:16am

Don't forget to wash your hands!

Flush after taking a piss in a toilet.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 6:14am

Can we fix it? No we can't!

Hit all barrels with emigrants during the Border Smuggler errand.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 11:35am



I Wanna Dance With Somebody

Discover the secret crack den.

No Way Trailer Home

Finish the same errand with all 4 Dude voices.

4 can play that game!

Kill 4 fast food Banditos during the Mexi-Cleaner errand with the Fournicator.

Mean Kitty

As Cat Dude, kill 10 chicks.

Lame of Thrones

Install all bidets in the Wipe Compound without killing anyone.

Yippee Ki-Yay

Kill 7 people at the same time using the Revolver's Dude Eye.

Scooter Tutor

Beat the Fix Race errand by crossing the finish line with a fully bloodied Scooter.

Highscore, what does that mean?

Beat all high scores in the Scooter Challenge.

Dude Vinci Code

Collect all of the Royale Collection paintings.

One of Uwe's Best

Finish all Rampages (aka Going POSTAL challenges).

Still playing with dolls!

Collect all Krotchy, Kunny, and Larry collectibles.

Roadhouse

Complete the game by only using kicks to kill people.

Passion of the Christ 2: Crucify This

Complete the game with no kills.

PISSASSO

Turn 10 toilets yellow with piss.