it's always a good time with you

Omg... I saw your game-play in Apex... And just hearing your voice made me feel... special inside . I couldn't help myself, but attempt to DM you.. so here we go..

Are you a http? Because without you i'm just ://
Sorry, I thought a pickup line would lighten the mood aha

Please don't be upset with me. I'm actually a genuine, humble, and a pretty epic gamer myself that's looking for his Ms. Right! I even have an idea for a perfect dream edate. We could start by watching Shrek 2 and getting to know each other (my favorite character is Donkey aha)

Then proceed to take our BDSM tests and talk about all our kinks. Hopefully your a dommy mommy that can keep me in check... aha xx

Then we can end it with a good night ekiss before i tuck you into your bed in our Minecraft house. I can even put my bed right next to yours, so we can sleep together haha. If you don't have the game I can get it for you. No problem! Anything that I can do to spend time with you.

Let me know

god your so cute lol im having trouble writing this messge cus im scared ull reject me lol ur just so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ huggable >w<, but ya do u wanna go out sometime lol i was thinkin maybe we can goto starbucks and we can go bird spotting together, maybe watch funny fail videos or PewDiePie on my iPhone in the coffee shop while we romantically stare at each other for hours stragiht >w< don't get me wrong i like sex but you look like the type of person i'd just romantically be with and forget all about sex and just give you a snog daily :3

any female born after 1993 can’t cook… all they know is mcdonald’s , charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual , eat hot chip & lie.

tldr: get a sugar momma

Okay, I know this is a really bad idea but
I'm already here so
Here we ♥♥♥♥♥♥’ go
Rawr

​x3 nuzzles, pounces on you, uwu you so warm (Ooh)
Couldn't help but notice your bulge from across the floor
Nuzzles your necky wecky-tilde murr-tilde, hehe
Unzips your baggy ass pants, oof baby you so musky
Take me home, pet me, and make me yours and don't forget to stuff me
See me wag my widdle baby tail all for your bulgy-wulgy
Kissies and lickies your neck (Mmh)
I hope daddy likies
Nuzzles and wuzzles your chest (Yuh)
I be (Yeah) gettin’ thirsty

Hey, I got a little itch, you think you can help me?
Only seven inches long, uwu, please adopt me
Paws on your bulge as I lick my lips (UwU, punish me please)
'Bout to hit 'em with this furry ♥♥♥♥ (He don't see it comin')

Level 0 don't worry you'll be on our lvl someday