hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you
looked cute in your picture (I love pokemon too!!! :p), I really wanted to tell
you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video
games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing

honestly im like really against misogyny and like
ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches.
We should really play RE: Village sometime its a really
cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments,
but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry

that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be
friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was
that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go
out much haha add me on skype we should talk
more you look really nice and fun xxx

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Look i know This is going to sound crazy, but i saw someone post THE same paragraph as mine just a minute ago On another person's steam profile. The odds of two people having the same paragraph-long thought is astronomical, especially on the world wide web of the internet !!. Wow. i'm absolutely blown, what are the ODDS right??? just thinking about it melts my brain haha, it's really mind boggling when these really rare things happen to you haha, i guess this is just another once in a lifetime experience to check off the list, i'll make sure to right down today's date and time just to make sure i remember this legendary moment of when someone thought of the exact long paragraph as mine on the internet :D !!!

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