███╗░░░██╗██╗░██████╗░░██████╗░███████╗██████╗ ████╗░░██║██║██╔════╝░██╔════╝░██╔════╝██╔══██╗ ██╔██╗░██║██║██║░░███╗██║░░███╗█████╗░░██████╔╝ ██║╚██╗██║██║██║░░░██║██║░░░██║██╔══╝░░██╔══██╗ ██║░╚████║██║╚██████╔╝╚██████╔╝███████╗██║░░██║ ╚═╝░░╚═══╝╚═╝░╚═════╝░░╚═════╝░╚══════╝╚═╝░░╚═╝

███╗░░░██╗██╗░██████╗░░██████╗░███████╗██████╗ ████╗░░██║██║██╔════╝░██╔════╝░██╔════╝██╔══██╗ ██╔██╗░██║██║██║░░███╗██║░░███╗█████╗░░██████╔╝ ██║╚██╗██║██║██║░░░██║██║░░░██║██╔══╝░░██╔══██╗ ██║░╚████║██║╚██████╔╝╚██████╔╝███████╗██║░░██║ ╚═╝░░╚═══╝╚═╝░╚═════╝░░╚═════╝░╚══════╝╚═╝░░╚═╝

███╗░░░██╗██╗░██████╗░░██████╗░███████╗██████╗ ████╗░░██║██║██╔════╝░██╔════╝░██╔════╝██╔══██╗ ██╔██╗░██║██║██║░░███╗██║░░███╗█████╗░░██████╔╝ ██║╚██╗██║██║██║░░░██║██║░░░██║██╔══╝░░██╔══██╗ ██║░╚████║██║╚██████╔╝╚██████╔╝███████╗██║░░██║ ╚═╝░░╚═══╝╚═╝░╚═════╝░░╚═════╝░╚══════╝╚═╝░░╚═╝

>be Chinese
>wake up for work
>elevator is shut down cause it cut someone in half
>use stairs instead
>can't use stairs because the garage collapsed on it
>barely avoid getting swallowed by a sidewalk sinkhole
>narrowly dodge a car that rolls over a 4 year old child
>finally make it to train station
>escalator eats the guy in front of me
>10 people are trampled to death trying to get on train
>train derails killing hundreds
>crawl out of rubble and stumble to work
>clock in at the oil refinery and light a cigarette
>resulting exploration vaporizes 4 city blocks"

Lets collab.

+rep pretty good player