Benefits of playing V Rising daily:

Day 1 - You played V Rising. Instantly love it.

Day 5 - Improved motivation and productivity. You feel as a whole a stronger human being.

Day 10 - you have energy whenever you want and can sleep as long or short as you need to, people start getting jealous.

Day 30 - Greater confidence and self-esteem. Mental clarity. You're able to perfectly recite the Prologue.

Day 60 - Increased muscle mass, bone density, and cardiovascular capacity. Testosterone through the roof. Women start talking.

Day 120 - You’ve now memorised the combos of the entire game, you can execute the stunts and movements performed to a tee.

Day 365 - Your voice deepens, and your skull becomes more chad-like.

Day 730 - Faster reaction time. 10 additional IQ points.

Day 1500 - Starbucks baristas start writing their numbers on your receipts. Your ex wants to get back together. You feel tempted but ultimately turn her down. You need more time to play V Rising.

Day 3000 - You can't keep up with all your tinder matches. Strange women begin hitting on you in public. You worry about your female boss. Fortunately, she keeps it professional.

Day 6000 - Ex shows up at your door crying and begging you to take her back. You don't even make eye contact—just call the police right away. Your female boss quits. She can't take it anymore and fears what she might do to you if she stays.

Day 12000 - Every swipe on tinder is a match. Even girls you swipe left get matched with you somehow. Romantic messages fill up your inbox every day—all 15gb of it—you upgrade your Gmail account to premium.

Day 30000 - You don't have to work anymore. Stunlock Studios signs over half of their V Rising royalties to you in a grand gesture of love. You tell them you love and appreciate all the good change they've brought to your life. They weep quietly, but with a smile.

Day 60000 - Scientists propose that attraction to you be classified as its own orientation, which will account for 97.5 percent of the world's population. Paradoxically, you no longer feel any desire. You have achieved a higher consciousness and now love every human-being equally.

Day 100,000 – Your IQ increases by several billion. You come up with a workable model of quantum gravity in a rainy Sunday afternoon. Elon Musk steps down from SpaceX to work for you. You decide to put space exploration on hold to focus on achieving clean energy through nuclear fusion.

Day 200,000 - You've solved the problem of nuclear fusion. You also solved the problems of climate change, poverty, crime, and racism. You have been elected the very first President of the World.

Day 500,000 - you’ve played V Rising half a million times. You can psychically project the entire game into whoever's mind you please. You have achieved everything, understood everything, and solved every problem faced by humanity. All that needs to be done has been done. There's nothing left to do.

You give your fellow humans one last look—they're still not playing V Rising, trapped in their primitive way—but you don't judge. The path of V Rising was never meant for the ordinary men.

"Play V Rising. But if you must, use DLC." Those were your parting words.

Now, released from all shackles of the mundane, and purified of all imperfections, your body ephemeralizes, as your ever-illuminated consciousness ascends into another dimension. It's V Risin' time