(NSFW) (I’m female) I dreamt I raped Squidward Tentacles

This dream came completely out of nowhere. I swear I do not have any attraction at all towards Squidward. It was 6 months ago, and I am still confused as heck. If you don’t know who Squidward is, look it up as it is important to this dream.

We were in an empty barn. It was very spacious, covered in hay but no horses. Squidward apparently had broken one of his leg tentacles. He had a nice red Christmas themed cast on it. Anyways he fell down and asked me for help getting up. Uhhhhhhhh I had other plans. I sat on his crotch and he was confused and a little scared. I don’t know when I took my pants off, but they were off. I grabbed one of his arm tentacles and guided it towards my vagina. Still confused he started just rubbing me. A little annoyed, I inserted it into my vagina told him to move it. Anddddddddddddddd that’s how I got fisted by Squidward. I swear I flinched the whole time I was typing this. But it felt amazing. Gah. I don’t know why, but after I woke up, I told my friends. Their reaction was the same as mine. “What the actual f**k is wrong with you.”

After this dream, Squidward seems so sexy, I saw squidward on a TV while walking through my city and I had to finger myself for 40 minutes in a nasty subway bathroom, I just wanna ♥♥♥♥ Squidward for real.