who am I: I'm a sentient oreo trying to survive in a world of ravenous humans. I am friends with other food products

how old am I: I'm 10 days old and probably going to expire in a few days if you keep on putting me exposed on the counter you sick bastard

main: mostly medic but if I don't want to play the objective sniper and hybridknight are my go-to

trading: Maybe if I like what you offer

why is your name like that: I used to like oreos

what is that profile picture: oreo

anyways have fun I'm going to make some tea