Now taking applications for a gf. You must be:

>Female

>Age 9-15

>Japanese (exceptions will be made for white girls if small and skinny)

>Willing to do as I as I ask

>Have an IQ lower than mine (102)

>Have 0 male friends

>Cook 3 meals for me a day

>Be willing to split to bill on a date

>Be into kinky stuff (Will discuss in PM)

>Send me nudes every day I do not see you in person.

>Have sex with me as I ask

>Be on birth control (condoms make me feel trapped, I simply can't find anything that fits)

>Ideally not have a job

>Install a tracking app on your phone so that I know your location at all points

I am a kind gentleman who will protect you at all times and in return all I ask is you pledge yourself to me. Please message me if you feel you fit this quota.