_Valence
United States
 
 
~ Kingdom of Loathing Enthusiast ~
Currently Offline
Favorite Game
1,041
Hours played
119
Achievements
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Recent Activity
466 hrs on record
last played on 17 Jan
424 hrs on record
last played on 17 Jan
3.1 hrs on record
last played on 11 Jan
Comments
larsmonkey 10 Oct, 2023 @ 7:41am 
this mcnugget is amazing at destiny 2 no questions asked
The Dork 4 May, 2023 @ 4:38pm 
i love u dude give me ur number
The Dork 4 May, 2023 @ 4:38pm 
This guy is amazing he I saw him save a cat from a tree when the firefighters were scared to climb up and grab it. He also stopped a robbery at the local strip club by roundhouse kicking the robber and also proceeded to perform a citizens arrest on him. I once saw Hoslow stop a baby in a stroller from getting ran over by a bus by using his super powers (real, i saw it) and forced the bus to a halt. He then signed the baby's forehead as well as the mother's t*ts and then hopped in his lambo and drove off to save the day at another location. He is a real life Otaku and everyone wants to be him. He also graduated at the top of his Navy Seal class and has received the highest honor for taking a bullet for President Biden during an assassination attempt by Chinese spies (it was highly classified that's why no one knows about it) He's also 6'8 and built like a Greek god ladies and furries hit him up