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87.5 hrs on record (50.0 hrs at review time)
This game is genuinely unlike anything I've ever played. The gunplay is super satisfying, the sound design is the best I've ever heard, the unique artstyle has a ton of appeal, and there's so much sheer replayability that I am writing this at 50 hours and have not felt bored of the game yet. Even then, there's some dlc packs that provide you with a TON of new content, and I will 100% be buying them soon. My biggest complaint is how plenty of survivor alt abilities don't change your gameplay much at all, and can even be worse in basically any situation. But that's an extremely small thing compared to the rest of the game, and I would recommend this game to literally anybody who likes shooters or rougelikes.
Posted 21 December.
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158.8 hrs on record (45.8 hrs at review time)
the propaganda worked. this game has me in its death grasp. triple the defense budget.
Posted 14 September. Last edited 27 September.
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1 person found this review helpful
22.6 hrs on record (9.0 hrs at review time)
this game has taught me cigarettes and alcohol solves all problems
Posted 11 August.
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164.5 hrs on record (12.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
the company is forcing me to write a positive review
i would've written one anyway
10/10 most fun i've had with my friends in years
Posted 3 January.
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167.1 hrs on record (5.6 hrs at review time)
♥♥♥♥ AND BONE
Posted 18 September, 2023.
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148.4 hrs on record (29.4 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
This game beat me to the floor, stole all of my valuables, and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my mom.
And I enjoyed it thoroughly.
Posted 26 July, 2023.
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6 people found this review helpful
565.7 hrs on record
This game is pretty awesome. It's way better than a lot of people make it out to be. It's wacky, the art style is something for other games to take example from, and the gameplay is well refined. The biggest reason people hate on this game is that it's worse than its predecessor: Garden Warfare 2. And while yes, I'll be the first to admit that GW2 is better than BFN, it does this game pretty dirty. It's still a good game with fun characters and gamemodes that will keep you wanting more. Only complaint is the Legendary Upgrades. You are a masochist for thinking these are fun to fight against (except Shogun Guard, it's a fun little twist on Kernal Corn.) Overall, I would give this game a 7.6/10. Not as good as the other PvZ shooters, but still a very fun game nonetheless. It's still infinitely better than PvZ2.
Posted 25 April, 2022. Last edited 2 March, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
522.4 hrs on record (116.1 hrs at review time)
Do not sleep on this game.
This is one of my favorite cooperative gaming experiences of all time, and has become my 4th favorite game of all time.
The lore is fascinating. The gameplay is brilliant and unique. The characters have comedical voice lines.
-"AGH!"
-"The ♥♥♥♥ was that?"
-"Ugh- I'm alright, I fell."
-"There really is danger around every corner, hehe."
-"Yeah, why don't you go find someone to ♥♥♥♥?"
You can choose to play with bots, as they're really competent and do everything you say. But this game will always be a game to have an absolute blast with friends as you fear for your lives. And the community is filled with friendly people willing to help out on your first expedition into the Complex; perfect if you don't have friends like me :')
All jokes aside though, I love this game to death, and even though only 9 people created this game, these 9 people created one of my favorite gaming experiences of all time. Get GTFO, walk quietly through the Complex with your fellow Prisoners, pray that the monsters in the darkness don't hear you, and bring back what the Warden wants as you fight for your lives.
Posted 7 April, 2022. Last edited 10 October, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
2,733.3 hrs on record (1,856.9 hrs at review time)
TF2. Who doesn't love it?
The game features the most iconic characters in gaming (not including Mario or Jonesy.) Even if you haven't heard of Team Fortress 2, you have most definitely seen the characters, even without knowing who they are. The art style is truly timeless, the story is wacky to say the least, and the gameplay is something to behold. I can't stop gushing about how amazing this game is. Even after 14 years and no support from Valve for the past 4, this game continues to absolutely dominate the FPS genre. No game can compare to TF2's gameplay and recognizability, and it looks to remain that way for years to come.
Also dispensers are funne.
Posted 13 December, 2021. Last edited 25 April, 2022.
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