Put down that chainsaw and listen to me!

It's time for us to join in the fight!
It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys,
It's time to let the bedbugs bite!

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You better put all your eggs in one basket,
You better count your chickens before they hatch!
You better sell some win before it's time,
You better find yourself an itch to scratch!

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.....You better squeeze all the Charmin you can, while Mr. Whipple's not around!
Stick your head in the microwave, and get yourself a tan!

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Talk with your mouth full,
Bite the hand that feeds you,
Bite off more than you can chew!
What can you do?
Dare to be Stupid!

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Take, some wooden nickels!
Look, for Mr. Goodbar!
Get, your Mojo working now!
I'll show you how!
You can Dare to be Stupid!

You can turn the other cheek!
You can just give up the ship!
You can eat a bunch of sushi, then forget to leave a tip!

Dare to be Stupid!
Come on, and Dare to be Stupid!
It's so easy to do!
Dare to be Stupid!
We're all waiting for you!
Let's go!