I have a kink for Tuesdays. Yesterday when I woke up in the morning, I picked up my phone and looked at the time. Immediately upon seeing it was Tuesday, I orgasmed insanely hard and absolutely ruined my bedsheets. It's honestly quite annoying, having a kink for Tuesdays. Whenever I look at a calendar (which is quite often, mind you) I am immediately brought to the brink of orgasm by the sheer amount of Tuesdays displayed on there. Whenever I masturbate, regardless of what the actual content of the porn is, I like to fantasize that it takes place on a Tuesday. Even while writing this text my legs are quivering from the sheer stimulation that the mere thought of Tuesdays brings me. It is taking all of my self control not to open my calendar app and masturbate right here and now, but it is Wednesday, and masturbating to Tuesdays on a Wednesday just wouldn't be as satisfying.

I'm smoking that Frenzy Flame grown dark evil pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 Furled Fingers. ♥♥♥♥'s so yellow it should be asking me "MADNESS?" tarnished, this ♥♥♥♥ will vigor check you. DLC levels of hard. Health slaughtering, frenzy kush. ♥♥♥♥ got flames on it so you know the FP to HP ratio is ♥♥♥♥♥♥' swag tarnished. A whiff of this ♥♥♥♥? Yeah this that nefarious evil mage glintstone. This ♥♥♥♥ straight out of Caelid.

This ♥♥♥♥ is what killed Godwin.

Ill be honest, i love getting just barely constipated. Like just enough to push the poopy out but hard enough that i gotta work for it. The release of the poopy feels nice, dont get me wrong nah nah. But the feeling of a rock hard phalic object slowly pushing up against my boy g spot (prostate) MMMMMM its so good *ungh* xO its the closest thing to a ♥♥♥♥ i can get. Problem is i cant get off without smelling poopy. No guy wants to ♥♥♥♥ me or poop on me so the closest thing i can get to real pleasure is the feeling of a rock hard poopy sliding against my boy g spot. Sometimes if i can, its even better if i can prairie dog it in and out, back and forth in my ass so it rubs against my g spot. I boy squirt so violently every time, i love my poopies

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So I was just surfing the web looking for gay midget prn, when I came across this thing called “black people”. Apparently they have dark skin and love chicken. I am mortified. I will not accept anyone who is not a white person. Who made these black people? Who can I contact them and get them to stop? Are they considered people? We can’t stand for this anymore! The blacks have taken to much of out our economy! They took our jobs, our lifestyles, even our wives! I only have 3 wives left! And I don’t even ♥♥♥♥ the other 2! Their just for cleaning and cooking! God I fking hate America.

So the other day, I was playing rainbow six siege, and I heard one of my teammates make a callout in the voice chat. It was a real life gamer girl. God, I kid you not, I just stopped playing and pulled my ♥♥♥♥ out. “♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥!” I was yelling in voice chat. I just wanted to hear her voice again. “Please,” I moaned. But she left the lobby. I was crying and covered in my own ♥♥♥, but I remembered that I could find recent teammates in the ubiplay friends tab. I frantically closed down siege and opened the tab, to find out she had TTV IN HER NAME!!! She was streaming, and only had 100 viewers!!! The competition was low, so I made the first move and donated my months rent to her. I was already about to pre. She read my donation in the chat. God this is the happiest I’ve been in a long time. I did a little research, and found out where she goes to school, but I am a little nervous to talk to her in person, and need support. Any advice before my Uber gets to her middle school?