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This guy is pretty stinky, like, unfathomable quantities of stinkiness. The plethora of 'stinks' that permeate from this man is unconceivable. I abhor the stinkiness this man possesses, it makes me writhe in pain when I am within 326,527.262 centimeters of this man. This man boasts about his smelliness, he is proud of it. For shame. This man smells akin to the following: Piss, chlorine, rust, mustard gas, bungholes, pufferfish, sulfuric acid, Minecraft creepers, Kimberly Wexler's feet, pumpkin spice scented candles, antacid, a wet dog, The Heavy from TF2's underwear, burnt hair and finally burnt popcorn. Do NOT enter the proximity of this man! <- This is him IRL